THE RUG
Our hamster aped his whole seed stash into a dogcoin. It rugged in 4 minutes. He cried. A lot.
The Cure For Your Portfolio Pain
One angry hamster. One tiny gun. Zero utility. Side effects may include uncontrollable gains, chart-staring and telling your mom about crypto again.
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Every meme coin needs an origin story. Ours is medically inaccurate and legally questionable.
Our hamster aped his whole seed stash into a dogcoin. It rugged in 4 minutes. He cried. A lot.
Red candles everywhere. His wheel stopped spinning. Doctor said: 'this pain has no cure'.
So he found a tiny pistol in the sunflower seed drawer. Nobody knows how. Nobody asks.
Now he hunts every bad chart personally. They call him... PAIN KILLER.
Right-click, steal, post. That is the whole marketing plan.





